Your tits are I can't wait for
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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