Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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