I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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