He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
There r osticjed everywhere
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
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idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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