mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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