ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Randomize
