I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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