Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
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We talked him into tasing himself.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I think I accidentally invented a religion.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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