when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Randomize
