Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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