my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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