Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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