I'm laying in your front yard are you home
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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