i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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