Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I smell like Dick and happiness
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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