He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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