You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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