I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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