Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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