she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
The air was thick with penises
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
