Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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