I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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