the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
she told me i tasted like america
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
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