Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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