Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
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my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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