I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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