i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
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