If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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