i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I could fuck to npr.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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