don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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