help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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