im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
you didnt know i had herpes?
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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