omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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