is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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