Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
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Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
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