why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
3pm strippers are depressing
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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