i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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