so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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