Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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