Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
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It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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