True but thats because hes a fetus.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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