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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.

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  That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper

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  Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.

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• (210): View more from Texas

  A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit

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  no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it

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• (661): View more from California

  reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?

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• (530): View more from California

  I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack

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