I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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