normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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