Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I supernannyed him into submission
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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