If i come over, it means nothing
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
The power of my boobs compel you
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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