It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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