I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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