You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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