Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
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