Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Just cropdusted the office
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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