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(917): View more from New York City

HIV tests are more positive than that guy

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(614): View more from Ohio

see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy

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(817): View more from Texas

No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.

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i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...

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(614): View more from Ohio

God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow

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(940): View more from Texas

Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other

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