Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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