I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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