I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Shame - the story of my life.
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