Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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