I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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