Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
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"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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