Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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